蒼穹未央

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning. . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep...beeeeeppp... 

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8: 

If you need us to stay with the children, press 1 

If you want to borrow the car, press 2

If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 6

If you want to come to eat here, press 7

If you need money, press 8

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theater start talking, we are listening!!!

(本文摘自朋友轉寄分享信函，非原作)